Chapter 1
One morning, Aidan decided that he would go play by a nuclear reactor. He
doesn’t really know why, it just seemed right at the time. That’s when….batman
informed him that he was really batman. But you see, that would be impossible,
because Aidan was already Spiderman, Indiana Jones and captain planet. Aidan was
already saving just about everything…including money for college, so he did
not have time to take on Batman’s responsibilities. Even though he still gets
his lunch packed by his mommy, and doesn’t share his cookies, Aidan would
share his….love? He would soon fall in love with a beautiful woman…who doesn’t
exist. It’s a mere shadow of his female self.
Anyway, so he’s playing in a pile of dirt/ nuclear waste, when he feels
this sudden urge to go to the bathroom. But it was not to do his business, it
was to save the pain of a man who was…struggling. But Aidan realized that the
man had magical powers that could grant him a wish if he wanted. SO he wished
his female self was alive. And so Aidina was born. But Aidan didn’t like the
name Aidina, so he named her Nadia (Aidan spelled backwards).
So off Nadia and Aidan went to Rome on a "magical" vacation. There
were some steamy nights, but then again, you’re in Rome, it’s hot there!
Temperature of 90 degrees man! Anyway, Nadia and Aidan were sleeping in separate
twin beds when they heard a scream. Aidan’s superhero sensors detected trouble
brewing. Quickly they raced to the scene of the crime (Nadia won). It was in a
local bar(n), where they found the pope stuck on the roof, covered with cream
puffs. How did Aidan and Nadia help this poor man? Why they ate the cream puffs
of course! Mmmmmm they were delish.
So off went Aidan, Nadia, and the Pope. Of into the sunset, to start a
beautiful relationship…with cheese.
The End
Chapter 2
Aidan, Nadia, and the Pope were bore with their regular superhero lives, and
needed something else do besides listen to the pope read the bible. They decided
to start a rock band named Aidan and the Pussywillowz. They went to the music
store to find the perfect instruments for their band, which includes finger
symbols, a bagpipe, and a glockenspiel. After discovering they could play none
of these instruments they took them back to the store. Aidan had become partial
to a bass guitar, which had been sold just before he arrived so he settled for a
acoustic guitar, Nadia played the bongos, the pope played the harp. Upon
discovering they were missing something in the band Aidan recruited Danny
Zawacki and his pet monkey to play the triangle.
Their opening song was me, myself backwards, the pope, and Aladdin. This song
was a complete failure on their tour except when they visited the mimes. The
mimes loved the vivid hand gestures and decided to include them on the mime tour
through Danny’s home country of India.
On their tour, Danny’s pet monkey just happened to find his long lost love,
so they took her with them and found out she only played the bagpipes. So once
again, the bagpipes became part of the band. However, the mimes were very
offended by the Scottish plaid instead of their stripes. SO they kicked them off
the tour. The band quickly failed and so they split up. But they’re still
friends, and walk into the sunset like every day, just to make their day
complete.
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